what is a mum and a wife type person

Dont kick the dog
so Nathan asked me what do i do all day ? i was quite tempted to go on strike and then he would know.. he would come home to no clean and may i add ironed t shirts..And a very dirty and unhappy baby.and a very messy house and no tea !
so i pondered on this question what do i do all day ?,(laney im trying to put in as much punctuation as poss , but very hard with a baby on your lap )
so ive thought and i know ,..........
I am a cook,
A cleaner ,
A taxi driver ,
A teacher ,
a child minder,
a bank of mum ,
a personal shopper,
a pet minder ,
a ,daughter,
a sister ,
a lover,
but most of all i hope im a friend !!


Now i think ive listed most jobs ,proabably lots ive missed out, but i was honestly going to post some pics ,of katies bedroom ,there are things growing up there! so yesterday i went up with my hard hat and wellies !
i opened the door and looked at the floor ..thinking i know there is carpet in there some where !
So with a bin liner in i go , head down prepared for a battle !!
well
jesus christ,the floor is no where to be seen , its like armaggedon!!
Ahh theres the bowl that i have been missing ... umm is she conducting an experiment because there is mould ..
now i drink loadsa diet coke . now this stuff costs money , and as i tell them take a can drink it ALL....13 yes 13 half drunk cans of cola ...well the loo is really clean now !
so i plough on .. i.find lots of used tissues . and mountains of clothes that im not quite sure wich are clean or dirty ,!
But under her bed i find an empty can of larger ......So i know Katie does not like larger ! so where did it come from , i asked still no wiser....
But underneath all that shit and crap i find , that i have a wonderfull daughter , who loves her mummy warts and all , she also misses her dad Tim like crazy... But she has Nathan uncle Rob and Laney to remember him by ..And auntie Lynz whom caused Tim many a sleepless nite when he was alive...
So after spending nearly six hours cleaning katies room !! and feeling very proud of my self there is a carpet.
Katie comes home from school ...And do you no what i get no thanks .... I get why the bloody hell have you been in my room !!!
So Nathan if your reading this i do nothing all day im a lady who does lunch and shops ...i put our son into care and hire a cleaner a teacher , and all above ...so you may take two weeks off and ill go to work for A SIT DOWN .and meet people!!!!