wedding blues and clues

Dont kick the dog

Well lo and be hold im getting married ..... in the morning ding dong the bells are going to chime !!! what a rip off and i won my wedding !!!

let me explain i had it all worked out ...next april .loadsa of time to lose weight ..no now im going to have to cut certain parts of my body off ....or eat dust !!! as doesnt contain any calories what so ever !!

So now im getting married in 4 wee

ks ..yes 4 weeks every thing is mad ..

To be honest there is no ding dong bells .

there is no chiming .

im getting married in the Bahamas ...



Without my friends ,and family .without my daughter katie (she will be in america ) and without our lovely son Ethan who is going to his grandparents in kent ..

Nathan and i went today to get our wedding rings .. now i do like rings . nine hundred and fifty pounds later ..we walk nearly 2 hours later ..with 2 rings that dont FIT US , but is policy as the rings cant be ordered , and have to be sourced from other shops !!!

I actually dont get this , give us 2 rings which we have paid for , to take home Which Nathan will lose , to go back and change them for 2 rings which will fit !!



can any one tell me what is the point of this !!! i have little or no sense of humour when this sort of thing arrises in a shop when your spending a thousand pounds ,.....why cant i just order the rings ? sorry madame they cant be ordered .as they take 6 weeks / ok i understand you have to source them from another shop !!yes madame so you have to take the rings we have in stock <>







So now i have two beautifull rings in my grubby little mitts mine is to big nathans is to small !! but i couldnt help but try mine on again ..it might not fit its not the right ring but its lovely !!! but what a bloody palava !!! for two rings that have to be taken back to the shop any way HA

But weddings are a rip off we are having our wedding blessed in our local church , on my 40th birthday not to bad you say we are having a big tent ... no sorry a marquee and a hog roast and a buffett ..all cool the local pub will earn shed loads shes doing the buffett ... now we spoke about having a toast to the bride and poor bloke sat quivering in the corner !!! whom is thinking i could buy shed loads of power tools...WELL Rhonda is thinking you want 8 pounds a bottle to cork it well they will toast us wiv there own beer .. And nathan will explain it will cost us 225 pounds for you to sip something spit it out ....... And Rhonda reckons thats money well spent on shoes and hand bags