dont kick the dog
Well its been a long time since ive written , but id say i had my reasons, and one is ive got writers block and two is ethan my one year old has broken my space key ,lol which makes it harder to type with my two finger speed !!!!
Well im now back to work full time ,And thats hard i have to leave Ethan and i dont like that ,but i hate the bastard tax man more, i cant believe i earnt so much and the tax man took £320.oo what is the point of working , where does this tax go , oh i know its on things that arent for me , so no new shoes for Rhonda , let alone a pair of jimmy choos or whatever there called i couldnt even afford a pair from new look !!!
But no matter what after working so many nights /actually i had 9 nights off last month . not being able to drink as im on a stupid slimming world diet (actually i did have a few ) but i have lost 19lb in 6 weeks /sothats not so bad ,i dont look like kate moss yet and never will !!!
i cant say i have curves i look like an ironing board with boobs and even there shrinking .so ill sign off now with a big sigh and think yum yum boiled eggs for tea .and you may yet see me on the cat walk yet !!!!! lol
Sunday, 8 February 2009
Saturday, 6 December 2008
well here we go again christmas is upon us ,presents to wrap money to spend ...this year i had to not spend very much ha ha ho ho /well that was a load of twaddle >>.welll my cat has a new name get down from the tree !! whats yours he asks !!! Well no one takes any notice of me so im not worried ! i was glad in the x factor diane vicars was voted out as i thought she sounded like a cat being strangled ,...or how it would sound if i strangled my cat ..as it shit on my daughters duvet !!!
So i am now suffering from parking rage shopping rage ! because im sure if one old lady maimes me with a shopping trolley again ! and if i feel whilst accidental or other wise ,that she deserves to be run over by a big 4 wheel drive ...well then so be it And then i will say she walked behind me !!!
Today in a lovely part of shopping i faced racing grandads fighting grandads . i wouldnt be surprised if i could find fighting babies !!!Its ok they are wind up toys in our family so ive been married for 6 weeks .....im well happy ithink ..hes a little moody but we willl see ill make him read this ...then we will see
So i am now suffering from parking rage shopping rage ! because im sure if one old lady maimes me with a shopping trolley again ! and if i feel whilst accidental or other wise ,that she deserves to be run over by a big 4 wheel drive ...well then so be it And then i will say she walked behind me !!!
Today in a lovely part of shopping i faced racing grandads fighting grandads . i wouldnt be surprised if i could find fighting babies !!!Its ok they are wind up toys in our family so ive been married for 6 weeks .....im well happy ithink ..hes a little moody but we willl see ill make him read this ...then we will see
Tuesday, 18 November 2008
married life
Married life,
Well im back from the Bahamas , and have been for 2 weeks ,now married no proablems there ,Not a lot to report really ...well i have but no proabs with me and Nathan . Funny that i was speaking to my dad the other night and he asked me a question !!
You and Nathan had an argument yet ? i replied no its all cool . My dad replied are you living in the same house ?? i had to laugh ..is that we are soposed to do now argue , ?
Well i cant say the same for katie and i ,but i wont bore any one wiv that here !!! so we got married in the bahamas in a beautifull setting the scene is set ..sun shine palm trees ,the ocean the sand .. abig fat bride who after trying her dress on ..on the monday had to fight to get it to fit on the saturday !! But fit it did after i met a lovely lady who was our witness helped to wrestle me into it ..amongst the words im going to break the fu...ng zip !!!
Well that will serve me right , dont eat to much rich food .i was actually 15 mins late for my wedding .but i was;nt bothered Dawn however was running round the room going mad ..i just laughed ,
As it happens they didnt even think that we were going to get married as we were late for the appointment to get married (thats another story )bloody pilots and clocks !!
So they appear i walk down or should i say totter as i had high shoes on ! and i meet nat we repeat our vows , i for the life of me cant say respect ...it sort of comes out rrrrr but no words ahhh ! i did manage to splutter it out in the end ..
Then after all the palava and commotion we are mr and mrs cobbe . so what do we do retire to our room ,,, no not us we go in the jacuzzi with our wedding qeusts in our weddina attire !!! oh happy days ..not to forget a lovely night (i think ) drinking lots of champange ...But im pleased to announce we did do the deed on our wedding night ...so i cant use that excuse to get out of it !!! Thanxs to every one who voted me on my way ...and a big thanxs to Laine , who i love very much !!! xx
Well im back from the Bahamas , and have been for 2 weeks ,now married no proablems there ,Not a lot to report really ...well i have but no proabs with me and Nathan . Funny that i was speaking to my dad the other night and he asked me a question !!
You and Nathan had an argument yet ? i replied no its all cool . My dad replied are you living in the same house ?? i had to laugh ..is that we are soposed to do now argue , ?
Well i cant say the same for katie and i ,but i wont bore any one wiv that here !!! so we got married in the bahamas in a beautifull setting the scene is set ..sun shine palm trees ,the ocean the sand .. abig fat bride who after trying her dress on ..on the monday had to fight to get it to fit on the saturday !! But fit it did after i met a lovely lady who was our witness helped to wrestle me into it ..amongst the words im going to break the fu...ng zip !!!
Well that will serve me right , dont eat to much rich food .i was actually 15 mins late for my wedding .but i was;nt bothered Dawn however was running round the room going mad ..i just laughed ,
As it happens they didnt even think that we were going to get married as we were late for the appointment to get married (thats another story )bloody pilots and clocks !!
So they appear i walk down or should i say totter as i had high shoes on ! and i meet nat we repeat our vows , i for the life of me cant say respect ...it sort of comes out rrrrr but no words ahhh ! i did manage to splutter it out in the end ..
Then after all the palava and commotion we are mr and mrs cobbe . so what do we do retire to our room ,,, no not us we go in the jacuzzi with our wedding qeusts in our weddina attire !!! oh happy days ..not to forget a lovely night (i think ) drinking lots of champange ...But im pleased to announce we did do the deed on our wedding night ...so i cant use that excuse to get out of it !!! Thanxs to every one who voted me on my way ...and a big thanxs to Laine , who i love very much !!! xx
Friday, 31 October 2008
Saturday, 25 October 2008
Dont kick the dog
well Laine is going to have to sort out my blogg as its all messed up so now its upside down , But what i was going to say was .. If the lady gets married with mashed banana in her hair and snot on her face , Where Ethan rubs it on her ,,.. Well it must be love stretch marks ..saggy boobs and all , So all i can say is roll on next sat at 1 oclock ..cause this sad baggy mummy of 2 is getting married for the first time ever !!! He has to be a special man ... or special needs .!in not sure .. ill post some photos soon XXX
well Laine is going to have to sort out my blogg as its all messed up so now its upside down , But what i was going to say was .. If the lady gets married with mashed banana in her hair and snot on her face , Where Ethan rubs it on her ,,.. Well it must be love stretch marks ..saggy boobs and all , So all i can say is roll on next sat at 1 oclock ..cause this sad baggy mummy of 2 is getting married for the first time ever !!! He has to be a special man ... or special needs .!in not sure .. ill post some photos soon XXX
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